Teachings of the Temple of Funk
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time without time. for it had not yet been invented. yet, hurtling through space with the speed and fury of a billion fists, the funk abounds. it began. four billion years ago. a microbe, the first of the living. the microbe thought not of the funk, yet it was within them. then came the fish. they swam through the oceans like the mind swims through dreams. homo habilis, the creater of the first tool. homo funkus, well, lets just say they had other ideas. man the age of funk tempest